There should be no shame in enjoying your favorite type of marijuana and CBD products, but there often comes a time when you’d rather not have everyone know that you are high. Whether you just lit up before you got called into work or you have a random house guest stopping by, it’s helpful to know how to get rid of all traces of “being high”. These six tips will help you hide your weed high when you need to look sober in a pinch.
Hide the Evidence
The scent of cannabis is potent, and even a quick vaping odor can sometimes be picked up by people with sensitive noses. If you suspect that someone might interrupt your smoking session, then take preventative strategies such as using a sploof to stop the odor. You’ll also want to clean up any supplies that you have sitting around before anyone enters your smoking space.
Get the Red Out
Red eyes are another dead giveaway that you are stoned. While you can always claim to have allergies, people aren’t going to believe it if you give off any other clues that you are high. Throw on a pair of sunglasses if you plan to be outside, or use eye drops to take the red out without looking strange indoors.
The scent of weed can also linger on your clothing and hair. If you have time, change clothes (which is the best options) or spend some time outside letting the wind freshen up your outfit and hair. Febreeze, perfume or cologne is another option to help you hide your weed high. Finally, don’t forget to brush your teeth to erase the smoking odor.
Avoid Getting “Too Deep”
It’s no secret that using marijuana can you feel super in touch with your philosophical side, but try to stick to surface topics when engaging with others. You’ll be less likely to slip up and say something that makes it clear that you are high.
Keep the Giggles Down
While you are watching what you say, you also want to avoid deteriorating into fits of laughter (at least for some users). If necessary, take a step away to recover your senses if something starts to ignite your funny bone. Just excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and take a few deep breaths. You’ll come back looking much “normal”.
Ditch the Guilt
People who feel guilty often send visible cues to others that they have done something wrong. In this case, you know that there’s nothing weird about using a natural plant to make yourself feel better. As you prepare to interact with people, just relax and remind yourself that there’s nothing to feel guilty about. Your high will disappear soon enough, and your habits aren’t hurting anyone.
Few things can kill a buzz like knowing that you are about to be judged. While its best start a smoking session when you can enjoy maximum relaxation, you just never know what life might throw your way. As always, make sure to remember to enjoy your weed products safely and responsibly. Then, kick back and enjoy it. You can always use these strategies to pull off being sober in an emergency.